Friday, September 14, 2012

Best Guild Wars 2 quotes

"Here lies Elise.  Her passing came as a surprise to us all, including her incompetent doctor."
    - Norn headstone inscription



"The final victim of the Oxcart killer."
"They'll have a harder time shooting you."
"Fly now on Dwayna's wings" (this is definitely a Hunger Games reference)s
  -human gravestone inscriptions in the Stronghold of Ebonhawke




These angry chickens hurt a LOT and they're invincible (Stronghold of Ebonhawke, Fields of Ruin):




"Krug the Ettin: Krug want ryTe thanx -- (The rest of the letter is almost entirely illegible, mostly just scribbles and primitive stick figures... it appears that Krug had trouble fitting this into the envelope.  Still, a thank-you from an ettin is something to be treasured.)"




"You nearly got your tail kicked, but we're confident you'll go on to do better next time."
    - Tyrian Explorer's Society


"This chicken cage seems to be missing its chicken."


Swimming Moa:


I sense a story coming:


Unsuspicious Rabbit:


Free beer:





"The war can go on without Tonn, but I can't."
-Pact Medic Ceera


Sentinel: "You and what army?"


Hi Doggie:


This just looks silly:


Oddly, this doesn't sting a bit.



This is what happens if you eat a piece of Candy Corn Almond Brittle:

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